Please enjoy three (3) free facts about me: 1) taylor swift's fearless album roams the catacombs of my brain. 2) i have a literal bachelor's degree in theatre. 3) there's a cookie store i like so much i made it my tumblr url. Your free trial has now expired—get more facts for just $4.99/month!
imagine you’re frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing “falalalala~”, occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you’re pissing him off. that’s what it’s like to be on the internet.
unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite
